Come Along, Watson

17th May 2012 | 6,127 notes

thelessthangreatgatsby:

This picture is basically the summary of my entire life.

(via moraniarty)

17th May 2012 | 34 notes

moraniarty:

nothing says “i care about my future” more than spending your entire revision break on tumblr

17th May 2012 | 14,112 notes

An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.

Anonymous asked: also, can we briefly discuss your measurements? because '32,24,33'? Really?

Well we can, though I don’t really see what there is to discuss. Those actually are my measurements and if we ignore the slightly weird fact you know them then I’m pretty sure there’s nothing that exciting about them.

16th May 2012

Anonymous asked: there's a reason why people call you porge cos you're full of podge. seriously your stomach is huge, i suggest a diet mabye? plus your thighs are massive. much love, i'm not being mean at all, constructive critisicsm :) xxxx

Oh really? I wasn’t aware. Thanks for the tip, now I can live with the really wonderful feeling of not knowing if my friends are using an affectionate nickname or calling me fat.

However, I am aware that my stomach is “huge” and my thighs are “massive” and am also already dieting so thanks awfully and all, but you’re a little late to the party on that one.

I hope you know I’ll be keeping your words in my head as motivation to diet harder. I also hope that for the good of both of us I don’t find out which of my “friends” you are because I don’t want to think for one second that any of you could have made me feel this much like shit.